funny Archives - Teaching Kids News Readable, teachable news. Tue, 05 Feb 2019 22:53:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 https://teachingkidsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/cropped-TKN_square_blk-32x32.jpg funny Archives - Teaching Kids News 32 32 Denver Broncos Win The Super Bowl https://teachingkidsnews.com/2016/02/08/denver-broncos-win-the-superbowl/ Tue, 09 Feb 2016 03:04:25 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=15154 The Denver Broncos won football's ultimate prize on Sunday: the Superbowl. It was the 50th anniversary of the big game that is held every year at this time.

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Another Log On The Fire https://teachingkidsnews.com/2014/12/22/another-log-fire/ Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:11:41 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=14368 There are many traditions around the holidays.
“Holiday traditions,” in this case are things that people do every year during a holiday such as Christmas or Hannukah.
Usually it is something that people have done for many years, perhaps beginning a long time ago.

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Popular Talk Show Host David Letterman To Retire https://teachingkidsnews.com/2014/04/16/4-popular-interviewer-david-letterman-retire/ Thu, 17 Apr 2014 01:57:08 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=12873 A popular American late-night talk show will have a new host, likely next year.

The Late Show with David Letterman is on every weeknight starting at 11:35 p.m. in most North American cities.

Letterman is a comedian who interviews celebrities. Musicians often play during his show, and sometimes it features funny skits.

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Mascot Creator Helps Ellen DeGeneres Be In Two Places At Once https://teachingkidsnews.com/2012/01/16/mascot-creator-helps-ellen-degeneres-be-in-two-places-at-once/ Tue, 17 Jan 2012 03:15:45 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=4898 In one episode of her popular talk show, Ellen DeGeneres bemoaned the fact that she couldn't be in two places at once.

Lots of people wanted her at events, but her schedule was packed.

John Kernaghan was listening to her show that day.

He's a Toronto-based mascot maker. His company, Hogtown Mascots, makes life-sized puppets that are used as “mascots” for companies and sports teams.

He decided to make it possible for the entertainer to be in two places at once.

John created a giant mascot costume that looked just like Ellen DeGeneres. And then he sent it to her.

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Google Offers Holiday Easter Eggs https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/12/21/google-offers-holiday-easter-eggs/ https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/12/21/google-offers-holiday-easter-eggs/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:24:27 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=4739 If you type the words "let it snow" (without the quotation marks) into the search engine Google.com or Google.ca*, you probably won't be surprised when Google gives you back a list of links to the classic Christmas song.

What might surprise you, however, is that it will also start snowing on your computer screen!

Eventually, so much "snow" will fall that your screen will fog up. But don't worry, you can click on Google's "defrost" button to clear it again. You can also use your mouse to "wipe" the screen clean.

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Manchester Signs Five-Year-Old https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/12/13/manchester-signs-five-year-old/ https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/12/13/manchester-signs-five-year-old/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:32:54 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=4577 The famous Manchester United soccer team has waited two years to sign Charlie Jackson to the team.

That’s because he was only three years old—they waited until he was five.

Coaches at United say that Jackson is going to be a superstar player.

Even at three years of age, he impressed talent scouts with his ability to handle and control the ball.

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Toronto’s Mayor Gets A Surprise Visit https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/10/30/toronto%e2%80%99s-mayor-gets-a-surprise-visit/ https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/10/30/toronto%e2%80%99s-mayor-gets-a-surprise-visit/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:14:42 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=3925 Toronto’s mayor, Rob Ford, was caught off-guard by a comedy team called This Hour Has 22 Minutes.

One of the fictional characters on CBC’s This Hour is Marg Delahunty.

She plays a “warrior princess journalist” who often confronts politicians in a funny way.

She “ambushes” them and talks to them about the issues of the day. It’s meant to be funny but often insightful, too.

Last week she tried to ambush Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in the driveway of his home.

There are two sides to the story of what happened next.

According to Marg Delahunty (comedian Mary Walsh in real life), their camera crew ambushed the mayor at 8:30 a.m., in daylight, and in her typical loud-mouthed way she started offering the mayor some advice.

She was trying to tell him that “we bombastic buffoons should stick together.”

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Mummies With Hair Gel https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/09/29/mummies-with-hair-gel/ https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/09/29/mummies-with-hair-gel/#comments Thu, 29 Sep 2011 23:54:21 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=3479 The Ancient Egyptians probably used hair gel to style their hair, new research on mummies shows.

Scientists at the University of Manchester, UK published an article in the Journal of Archaeological Science that said, “…in cases where the (mummies’) hair was styled, the embalming process was adapted to preserve the hairstyle.”

In other words, when the bodies were turned into mummies, the embalmers made sure their hair didn’t get mussed.

The researchers studied hair from 18 mummies who lived around 300 B.C. in Egypt.

Under a microscope, the scientists noticed that the hair on nine of the mummies had a coating on it. When they analysed it, it turned out to be made of plant and animal fats.

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Rare Albino Hummingbird Seen In Colorado https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/09/19/rare-albino-hummingbird-seen-in-colorado/ Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:09:31 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=3181 A rare albino hummingbird may have been spotted in Colorado.

Albino hummingbirds have a genetic condition that prevents their body from producing a natural chemical called “melanin.” Melanin is a chemical that gives most birds their beautiful colours.

Because Albino hummingbirds aren’t coloured, their feathers are white. They have pink bill and whitish or pink legs and feet. They may either have red or pink eyes.

The pink or red colour is caused by the red of their blood vessels.

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Artist Only Draws In His Sleep https://teachingkidsnews.com/2011/09/19/artist-only-draws-in-his-sleep/ Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:09:31 +0000 https://teachingkidsnews.com/?p=3171 Lee Hadwin is a talented artist. He has drawn sketches of horses, celebrities, and beautiful landscapes. He only draws in black and white. Oh, and there is one other thing. Hadwin only draws in his sleep.

Ever since he was about four years old, he has been waking up to discover detailed drawings beside his bed.

But he doesn’t remember ever having done the drawings.

When he is awake, Hadwin says he can’t draw at all. In fact, he has no interest in art. During the day, he works as a nurse.

When he was young, Hadwin, who now lives in London, England, used to cover his walls and tables with his sketches.

In his teens, the drawings became more detailed and intricate.

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